Tuna Tornado
Concrete Pit Correspondent
Students have been flocking to the concrete pit at Casa Loma campus after discovering they can get Wi-Fi there. Photo: Pee Pee S./The Monologue
The isolated concrete pit at the basement of Casa Loma campus is providing a one-day Wi-Fi connection for free.
“I grabbed a chair and plopped myself right at the base of the pit,” said Joel Litchnick, construction student. “I was amazed at the Wi-Fi service it offered.”
Finding a good internet connection is hard, even in places where it should function, but now students are offered a service they can’t refuse.
The lonely, empty pit, which can be seen from the staircase of each floor, is now the hotspot for connecting to wireless internet.
“We travel all over the school trying to connect,” said fashion student Craig Smart. “Free internet for one whole day at GBC – how can I refuse?”
Hoping to undergo renovations soon, the concrete pit was open for service.
Students were found lining up since the morning to try out the concrete pit connection. Students have agreed that this is by far the best service George Brown College has offered.
“Connecting in the concrete pit, it has a ring to it!” said Janie Brown, plumbing student.
Students are spreading the word and others are leaving class just to sit in the pit and absorb the connection rays.
The school has never been this crowded and this is the biggest student turnout that has ever been seen at this campus.
“I walk to the library and can’t get service, I’ve even tried the bathroom,” said Quincy Blue, who works at the bookstore. “Then I heard about the pit I jumped right in it – anything for a connection!”
The right idea sparked the right service, and it’s something the college is considering for the future.
“We’ve looked into many options for providing better Wi-Fi and nothing has worked,” said Kelley Bing, manager of Casa Loma facilities. “We’ve considered different uses for the pit, and I came up with this brilliant idea.”
The Wi-Fi service was available from sunrise to sundown but extended until midnight as students were not willing to budge from the pit.
Looking for feedback on the service in the pit, Bing and her solo team will gather all the results for considering future opportunities.
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